Intel Processors

[Nerval]

Twenty to Five

[Rik]

I Nominate Rik and Nerv as Moderators.

Their duties will include intervening in any thread which is getting too serious, or has not been taken off topic.

We do that anyway, and while I can't speak for Nerv, who may well be silver, I'm more pink and grey.

[Nerval]

Black as the Ace of Spades, me.  Or is that Sooty?

And I hereby decline your kind offer. Moderate I'm NOT

[Rik]

I think Sooty...

[sallyandjames]

You could be an Extremist Administrator perhaps....

[Inactive]

You could be an Extremist Administrator perhaps....

Never come across any other type...

[Rik]

You're thinking of the Thought Police again. 

[Nerval]

Max is very moderate on here.
Mind you, on TB, he grows hair on the palms of his hands............

[sallyandjames]

I thought everyone here was pretty moderate - my thoughts are often stronger than I dare reveal in a forum!

Gotta coupla ideas for clearing space in prisons though....


Bring out the gallows!

[Rik]

Mind you, knowing this Govt, they'd then not have enough space for the bodies, and you'd find that the targets being set didn't allow for the cost of rope and candles...

[Nerval]

u read "Wasting Police Time" by David Copperfield (not real name)?
He says prison works, cos while they're in there, they ain't committing more crimes.

[Inactive]

Bring back the stocks, we can all have a pop at 'em.

[sallyandjames]

Landfill tax keeps going up too, and we can't burn them because we've cut down too many trees so we can farm McMeat.

u read "Wasting Police Time" by David Copperfield (not real name)?
He says prison works, cos while they're in there, they ain't committing more crimes.

I've had a read of that before Xmas, a really enjoyable read! Shows the state of our police service though, they've not managed to work out who he is have they?

Think the name is made up - if not, then even more amazing they haven't located him....

[Rik]

He says prison works, cos while they're in there, they ain't committing more crimes.

He's not wrong...

[sallyandjames]

If they swing from a gallows they ain't comitting any more crimes....

[Inactive]

Tie lead to their boots, they won't swing for long..

[Rik]

If we take the any out of S&J's post, it scans as a little poem. Sweet! 

[Rik]

If they swing from a gallows they ain't comitting any more crimes....

Ah, you're karma now...  8)

[Nerval]

So which are the best processors then?
AMD isn't it?

[Inactive]

This thread will never go to bed.. 

[Rik]

What's bed?

[Inactive]

A place to plant rosies... 

[Nerval]

Not if youre David Blunkett or John Prescott

[Inactive]

Then it would read ;

A place to plant Rosy.. 

[Nerval]

I forgot, Prescott preferred his desk