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[Rik]

My antecedents used to chop heads off fish.

[colonelsun]

One of mine was held prisoner on a pirate ship because of his penchant for wearing women's dresses. He was due to be executed out at sea when the British suddenly staged a mini battle. The Brits were on a hiding to nothing and they slowly began to withdraw but my ancestor won the battle for them. The petticoat of his long silk dress caught fire causing the guy to bump into a cannon pre loaded with shot, unfortunately the cannon was pointed at the ship's hull. In the panic his still lit dress set fire to the wine barrels and the ship went up like a firework on Bonfire Night. My ancestor spent the rest of his life in the Bahamas married to a Winnifred Culport and one Benjamin Bellamy....obviously early swingers. And of course....he owned a dress shop....flame retardant hopefully.

[Rik]

So you're to blame for David then? 

[colonelsun]

Why not...i get the blame for everything else these days. My niece blames me for teaching her 3 year old how to swear. Not true....it was never true!! I taught the parrot first who passed it on to the kid.

[Rik]

Pieces of eight?