site down

[Baz]

any one have a page fault this morning with the forum

[pup]

I did but i dont now  as here we are 

[David]

All OK here

[zappaDPJ]

It was down for me as well for around an hour or more.

[Rik]

There are reasons why I sometimes come in late. I'm guessing the server fell over. IDNet monitor both its up state and the speed of its response, so an alarm would have triggered, and it's probably been re-started.

[Simon]

I didn't notice either. 

[Gary]

I could not get on for a while either, but its ok now, or I'm dreaming about the idnetters forum 

[Rik]

It's called a nightmare, Gary.

[David]

And we are all in it 

[Rik]

I'm moving to Elm Street.

[David]

I off to Sesame St  

On the other hand its a seedy area 

[Rik]

It keeps your buns nice, though.

[David]

You silly burger Rik 

[Rik]

Say cheese.

[David]

Edam 

[Rik]

Your speech is a bit Stiltoned today, David.

[David]

That grates Rik ...is it a trap

[Rik]

Briellant! 

[David]

  I will just make a note in my dairy

[Baz]

BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!! its happened again, how


talking about the site been down then end up about cheese 

[Rik]

No problem here, David.

[David]

Nor here David 

[JohnH]

I can't get onto the site. I am not really here 

[Rik]

Er, Baz.  

[Rik]

I can't get onto the site. I am not really here 

Well, we've always known you weren't entirely here, John.

[JohnH]

I'll log off, then. 

[Rik]

Timbeerrrrrrrr!

[David]

 

[JohnH]

This thread has branched off somewhat. 

[David]

Your all Barking 

[JohnH]

You'd better leave then (thought I'd get that in first before you guys did). 

[David]

I knew you would get to the root of things John 

[JohnH]

I knew you wood say that, David. 

[Fox]

With comments like that you should all log off 

[bobleslie]

Poor sap! 

[Rik]

Fwiw, aside from a couple of MUX outages, there's no problems on the IDNet or BT networks atm.

[cavillas]

I noticed it wasn't working when I was asleep but it was ok when I woke up and turned on my computer.  Slept like a log as well.

[Rik]

It was obviously sharing a nap with you, Alf.

[David]

I think I am outplanked here 

[bobleslie]

Yew can't be serious. 

[David]

Oakay I'm not  

Just set up a splinter group 

[Simon]

I thought I might dovetail into this thread, but then I thought, no, I woodn't.   

[David]

I didnt figure you would fit into a joint like this Simon 

[Bill]

It certainly goes against the grain 

[David]

It just won't add up ten-on two is twelve isnt it ?don't get saw about it though take it as a benchmark I'm just off to the chippie   

[Bill]

That plane takes the biscuit 

[David]

   for the biscuit 

[Bill]

I couldn't work out how to get "dowel" in there 

[bobleslie]

You should try the firm of Mallet & Gimlet.

They know the drill and you won't get screwed.

[Bill]

You should try the firm of Mallet & Gimlet.

Going off-topic (hah!), if you come south from Oxford on the A34 there's an exit sign that sounds like a firm of solicitors:

Milton, Chilton, Didcot & Wantage

[David]

 

[Rik]

Though they all retired years ago.

[David]

Went to live in Pratts Bottom 




Yes there is its in Kent 

[Rik]

There are several.

[JohnH]

Pratts or bottoms, Rik?

[Rik]

Yes. 

[David]

I think I prefer the solicitors 

[Bill]

Went to live in Pratts Bottom 




Yes there is its in Kent 

There's a Golden Balls too, not far from me 

[David]

How tall are you then Bill ?

[Rik]

There's a Golden Balls too, not far from me 

What can I say? 

[David]

 

[Simon]

There's a Golden Balls too, not far from me 

We have Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker! 

[Simon]

Oh, and we also have a Fairley Close in Burgess Hill.  Where do you live?  Fairley close...  might as well walk... 

[David]

   

[Simon]

[Rik]

I'll second that and raise you a

[Simon]