Uptime

pctech · Nov 22, 2010, 19:01:33

Sorry Rik, gone right over my head.

Rik · Nov 22, 2010, 19:06:13

Hackneyed jokes?

pctech · Nov 22, 2010, 19:19:36

Ok

Simon · Nov 22, 2010, 21:17:01

He still doesn't get it!

I'm actually Hackney and Private Hire, so it could have been me, but as I've only been to MK once in my life, I don't think I'd pass the knowledge test round there.

zappaDPJ · Nov 22, 2010, 21:33:15

Just head for the the concrete cows

Rik · Nov 23, 2010, 10:18:31

They're near here, so if you see them, we're two minutes away.

pctech · Nov 23, 2010, 17:13:09

I was on the CB for a while when I was younger and used to be able to talk to folk travelling on the A5D, a lot of visitors used to ask for directions to the concrete cows.

Rik · Nov 23, 2010, 17:25:57

I once reported some 'gypsies' to the police as they were busy painting the cows. It transpires they were working for the council.

pctech · Nov 23, 2010, 17:27:21

No difference then.

Rik · Nov 23, 2010, 17:32:37

No, though these days they'd probably look more like cowboys.

pctech · Nov 23, 2010, 17:36:42

Yee Haw!

I read in the local paper the council are planning to switch off the lights on the roads to save money leaving only the roundabouts and junctions illuminated.

I reckon there'll be a lot more accidents.

Glenn · Nov 23, 2010, 17:38:04

Don't they use lights on their cars?

pctech · Nov 23, 2010, 17:39:42

There are plenty of idiots round here who don't

Rik · Nov 23, 2010, 17:43:37

Especially during rain or fog.

Simon · Nov 23, 2010, 21:47:40

Indeed.