Fried Motherboard?

[Rik]

Have them already, cannot get them to deliver any sooner 

Well, you know where I am Jill - there's a spare machine waiting for you...

[J!ll]

Could have bought that one off you, am sure it would have been better than what I ordered 

[Rik]

No you couldn't, I wasn't disposing of it, merely offering you use...

[J!ll]

Very kind of you  will catch up on my work, so Monday will come round quick 

[Rik]

Don't forget that it's patch Tuesday, so you'll need to update the machine as soon as you get it.